yo who’s going to Jay Gatsby’s party later
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us the bottOM LINE IS NO PLS DONT SELL TUMBLR DAVID KARP NOOOO DONt do It
If you see this post, whether it’s on your dash, on my tumblr page, or somebody else’s tumblr page, REBLOG. I want to see how many people this post would actually get to.
It’s for a school project, so I’d really love it if you participated. If you just skip by and ignore it, I won’t get accurate results.
Thanks loves xx